About an hour into my day, after the millionth person has noticed that I was in the office, one of my former co-workers, Walter, starts reminiscing about "the good ol' days" when I was their coordinator. He starts joking around, since everyone hasn't seen me around for about three months. This is what unfolds:
Walter: Hey, everyone, when's Lynne coming in?
Walter: When she's sober.
I have never laughed so hard and been so mortified all at the same time.
Because it's 100% true. Oh, those were the days!